"We fall in love and then we have to deal with all the shit that comes with it."
— Dahlia Malloy, ‘The Riches’  (via nevila)

thethroneofasgard:

thethroneofasgard:

One time I was with my family, I dropped my plate of food and I said ‘Goddamnit’ then my mom was like “you can’t say that” so I said “Fine. Satan bless it.” Everyone turned to look at me after I said. I forgot I was in church.

This is my legacy, the girl who said “Satan bless it” in church.

fantasticladyfox:

Alfie the goat took a trip to the vets in my car today, along with three hedgehogs!

fantasticladyfox:

Alfie the goat took a trip to the vets in my car today, along with three hedgehogs!

  • Others: I'm having a bad hair day
  • Me: I'm having a bad face day